inspired by Matt Furie’s legendary doodle world.
Not here to swim laps.
Here to move tides, shake boats, and scare paper hands.
He don’t nibble.
He swallows liquidity whole.
Then burps green candles.
This ain’t a Disney pirate. This is the Solana Sea Boss.
Simple enough for degens. Clean enough for whales.
No mystery taxes, no stealth dev bags, no locking your liquidity in a basement. Just numbers that let the narrative cook.